Article 45B4Y Sea Of Hair Engulfs Nation After Bosley Physicians Lose Control Of Restoration

Sea Of Hair Engulfs Nation After Bosley Physicians Lose Control Of Restoration

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BEVERLY HILLS, CA-Millions of terrified Americans were fleeing their homes in an attempt to outrun the towering tidal waves of thick brunette hair that began flowing across the nation Wednesday when Bosley hair restoration technicians lost control of what was supposed to be a routine medical procedure. "Pass me the"

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