Article 45BKE Man Spends Long Day At Work Waiting To Go Home And Be Lonely

Man Spends Long Day At Work Waiting To Go Home And Be Lonely

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BALTIMORE-Sighing in exasperation and repeatedly checking the clock as he completed a number of menial tasks, area man Alan Stover confirmed Wednesday he had spent a long day at work waiting until he could finally go home and be lonely. "It's so annoying having to be here in the office doing all this tedious paperwork"

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