Article 47GZC Man Regrets Wasting Money On College After Failing To Secure Perfect Dream Life By 24

Man Regrets Wasting Money On College After Failing To Secure Perfect Dream Life By 24

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NEW YORK-Noting that his four years at Fordham University hadn't even led to a 3,000-square-foot penthouse apartment on the Upper East Side yet, local 24-year-old Alex Michaelson, who still hasn't achieved his dream life, told reporters Tuesday he regrets wasting money on a college education. "What's the point of"

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