Dick Cheney Finally Hunts Down, Kills Man He Shot In Face In 2006
by The Onion from on (#48185)
MCLEAN, VA-Nearly 13 years after shooting the prominent Texas attorney and political donor in the face, former Vice President Dick Cheney told reporters Tuesday he had finally hunted down Harry Whittington and killed him in cold blood. "Not a day's gone by that I haven't regretted my failure to take out that"