Trump Claims Greatest Threat Facing Nation Toys Coming To Life While Owner Not In Room
by The Onion from on (#48HK1)
WASHINGTON-In a State of the Union address largely devoted to what he described as "our gravest national security threat," President Trump used his speech Tuesday night to warn the American people of the severe danger posed by toys coming to life when their owner leaves the room. "Folks, as soon as you close the door,"