Article 48JXZ Lonely Elderly Man Visits Pond To Pelt Ducks With Rocks

Lonely Elderly Man Visits Pond To Pelt Ducks With Rocks

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ROCK ISLAND, IL-Explaining that his frequent visits to the creatures helped give him a much-needed sense of perspective in his old age, Louis Ross, 78, confirmed Wednesday that he fought feelings of loneliness by visiting the families of ducks at his local pond and savagely pelting them with rocks. "It's so calm out"

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