Article 48NNH Homicide Detective Wishes He Could Go One Case Without Having To Solve Elaborate Riddle

Homicide Detective Wishes He Could Go One Case Without Having To Solve Elaborate Riddle

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NEW YORK-Methodically piecing together yet another trail of mocking clues left behind by an unhinged killer, NYPD homicide detective Kyle Cartwright acknowledged Thursday that just once he would like to work a case without having to solve an elaborate riddle. "I joined homicide to help people, not because I relish the"

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