Article 48QS1 Couple Duetting ‘Suddenly Seymour’ At Karaoke Bar Probably Gonna Fuck Like Animals After This

Couple Duetting ‘Suddenly Seymour’ At Karaoke Bar Probably Gonna Fuck Like Animals After This

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CHICAGO-Observing how the pair had infused the entire establishment with a savage sexual energy, patrons of Belmont Karaoke Bar speculated Thursday that the couple performing a duet of "Suddenly Seymour" were probably going to fuck like animals immediately afterwards. "Oh, man, the chemistry between those two? No way"

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