Little Grey Lies

And everyone looks at Peach"

a TranscriptGina
I guess this means your people are off the hook for also kidnapping Ace.

Ixil
So, you aren't going to murder us all? Great Sage be praised.

Gina
We will be discussing your other kidnappings, though.

Ixil
What? We practice the same safe capture, release, and tracking research standards your own people use. And we even treat any serious medical conditions when possible.

Gina
And the anal probes?

Ixil
That was a legitimate medical instrument for measuring temperature, pulse, blood pressure and other health indicators. And we haven't used those in over two decades. Earth's commercially available medical monitors have proven more accurate where humans are concerned.

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Ixil
It would have helped if someone had told us that Earthlings found the probes invasive. We'd have quit using them sooner. That's what set that lunatic off in the first place, he thought we were going to use one on him for our own amusement.

X
Gee. I wonder who would spread lies like that.