Article 4951C Man Worried Experiences Of Cancun Trip Far Too Complex To Be Conveyed Through Single Keychain

Man Worried Experiences Of Cancun Trip Far Too Complex To Be Conveyed Through Single Keychain

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CANCUN, MEXICO-Insisting none of the myriad souvenirs before him could possibly capture the all-inclusive resort's fantastic buffet, local man Robert Washburn told reporters Wednesday he feared his Cancun vacation was far too complex to be conveyed through a single keychain. "Yes, of course, it's true that I 'heart'"

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