Article 49HEM Man Competitive About How Depressed He Is

Man Competitive About How Depressed He Is

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COLUMBUS-Upon hearing his friends describing their struggles with the mental illness, self-employed graphic designer Jacob Carden, 42, evidently became competitive Wednesday about how depressed he is by rattling off a list of important life and career events the disorder has ruined for him or caused him to miss"

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