Article 49HM3 Dole Reveals One Cantaloupe Out There Contains $10 Million Check

Dole Reveals One Cantaloupe Out There Contains $10 Million Check

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WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA-Promising one lucky melon fan the chance to change their life forever, Dole revealed Wednesday that one cantaloupe currently for sale in the continental United States contains a check for $10 million. "What's the only thing better than the sweet, delicious taste of a Dole cantaloupe? One that's"

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