Article 49MAE Sweating CornNuts VP Stammers Way Through Pitch For ‘Nutsarito’ At Taco Bell

Sweating CornNuts VP Stammers Way Through Pitch For ‘Nutsarito’ At Taco Bell

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IRVINE, CA-Realizing his entire presentation deck consisted of little more than the proposed tagline "Twice The Crunch And Twice The Munch," perspiring CornNuts vice president of marketing Jim Ralston was observed Thursday stammering his way through a pitch for a potential new Taco Bell menu item he termed the"

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