White House Convenes Panel Of Scientists To Make Case That Trump Capable Of Crushing Train With Bare Hands
by The Onion from on (#49YGA)
WASHINGTON-Demonstrating their findings with a crumpled ball of aluminum foil, a panel of White House-appointed scientists convened for the first time Tuesday to argue that President Donald Trump possesses the strength to crush an entire train with his bare hands. "Based on this group's assessment, the president could"