Mueller Gives Up Trying To Get Report Published After Receiving 19th Literary Agent Rejection
by The Onion from on (#4A35K)
WASHINGTON-Deciding it was time to "let the dream die," Special Counsel Robert Mueller gave up trying to get his report on Russian election interference published Thursday after receiving his 19th literary agent rejection. "There was one agent who claimed he really liked my stuff, but didn't think he could get any of"