Article 4A419 25-Year-Old Man No Longer Impressed By Mewtwo

25-Year-Old Man No Longer Impressed By Mewtwo

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SACRAMENTO, CA-Claiming that he had matured and grown into a more refined individual, local 25-year-old Dylan Harkin told reporters Thursday that he was no longer impressed by Mewtwo. "When I was 18, I was still, like, whoa, Mewtwo-but, honestly, there are way stronger Poki(C)mon now," said Harkin, noting that if you"

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