Article 4A5YT Party Guest Figures Bedroom Dresser Probably Where Host Wants Everyone To Leave Empty Cans

Party Guest Figures Bedroom Dresser Probably Where Host Wants Everyone To Leave Empty Cans

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NEW YORK-After briefly considering surfaces such as the nightstand, the bookshelf, the toilet tank, and the top of the refrigerator, party guest Ryan Brown decided Friday that the bedroom dresser was probably where the host wanted everyone to leave their empty beer cans. "Someone just left a PBR on the floor-rude-but"

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