Article 4ABE3 Grandmother Really Starting To Get The Hang Of Dying

Grandmother Really Starting To Get The Hang Of Dying

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HAVERHILL, MA-Expressing happiness that their matriarch had finally "gotten into the swing of things," the family of grandmother Ellen Haan confirmed Monday that the 87-year-old had really started to get the hang of dying in recent weeks. "Nana's just recently come to grips with this whole diminishing-into-nothingness"

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