Article 4ABE4 New Parents Disgusted To Learn They Had Type Of Baby That Shits

New Parents Disgusted To Learn They Had Type Of Baby That Shits

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SHERMAN OAKS, CA-Terrified that their greatest fear has become a disgusting reality, new parents Melanie and Abe Bloom confirmed Monday that their newborn son Levi is, in fact, the type of baby who shits. "We had hoped that Levi would have a recessive shitting gene, and when that turned out not to be the case, we"

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