Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

Owner finds out the hard way after group of townsfolk decide venue is a 'house of ill repute'

To the whimsically Arthurian-named town of Lostwithiel in Cornwall, England, where the owner of a wine bar has found himself defending his biz in the local media against claims that it looks more like a bordello."