Article 4AKB1 Scientists Genetically Engineer Lab Rat Predisposed To Think Anything Wrong With It Might Be Cancer

Scientists Genetically Engineer Lab Rat Predisposed To Think Anything Wrong With It Might Be Cancer

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ROCHESTER, MN-In a development that could provide valuable insight into the study of hypochondria, scientists at the Mayo Clinic introduced a strain of genetically engineered lab rats Thursday predisposed to think anything wrong with them might be cancer. "Thanks to new cutting-edge technology, we have produced a"

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