Bored Iowa Town Trying To Convince Kirsten Gillibrand It Local Tradition To Eat Live Tarantula
by The Onion from on (#4ANKQ)
SAYLORVILLE, IA-Assuring the New York senator the custom has been observed by seven generations of proud Saylorville citizens, several bored Iowans reportedly decided Friday they would try to convince visiting White House hopeful Kirsten Gillibrand that it's a local tradition to eat live tarantulas. "It would sure"