Article 4ATVX Scholars Say Constitution Is Open To Differing Interpretations Because Nobody Can Read That Crazy Script

Scholars Say Constitution Is Open To Differing Interpretations Because Nobody Can Read That Crazy Script

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WASHINGTON-As they cleaned their eyeglasses and stared at the faded, yellowing document through squinted eyes, the nation's top constitutional scholars admitted Monday that the U.S. Constitution is open to differing interpretations because no one can read that crazy script. "After the heated negotiations of the"

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