Accomplished

Not Sharron, BTW.

a TranscriptAce
Hold on Officer. It's not what it looks like.

Officer
Oh, really?

Ace
He's worried he might have picked up an STD. But frankly, I think the mole he has is a bigger concern.

Richard
Wait. Wut?

Officer
I'm not going to look, but how bad is it?

Ace
You know, sorta irregular. No hairs, so maybe it's not gone full melanoma and they won't have to take too much of you know what off.

Richard
WAH?!

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Richard
(off panel) Mommy!

Officer
Kid, you are evil.