Lovable

Obviously Bruno and Peg's dad understand each other"

a TranscriptBruno
Peg? What are we doing?

Peg
Hmm?! I've never caused amnesia before!

Bruno
Heh! Oh, I remember all that. Well, most of it anyway.

But, you're really rich and I've got- You have me living in a hotel room.

Peg
Economy suite. Clean, comfortable, and well maintained, yet very affordable. We're very proud of that.

Bruno
The free breakfast buffet with all you can eat pancakes seems to be a popular feature, too.

Peg
We added takeout trays for customers on the run, like you suggested. That's gone over well with business customers. For that reason alone, Daddy says you're not completely useless.

Bruno
I thought he didn't like me.

Peg
He doesn't. But as long as you keep me happy, I get to have you as my "kept man." Or until you finish or quit school. He won't tolerate a lay-about. He'd rather you took a less modest suite, even. He doesn't like me spending nights in economy suites. But it does have the advantage of making the damn paparats think it can't be me after all.

Bruno
That could be a problem. I'm on a scholarship for low income families, and student loans for what that doesn't cover. If you weren't putting me up in here, I'd really be in a bind. Especially since I'm between jobs again.

Peg
Actually, I suppose I could tell you now. Daddy bought out your student loans. But he says you can still borrow from him as much as you need.

Bruno
Oh great. So, if I don't belong to you, my ass belongs to him?

Peg
Wow! Almost verbatim!