Croydon school rolling in toilet roll after Brexit gift deemed unfit for the Queen's Anus Horribilis
Croydon, schools, Brexit, the Queen, poo - hey, it's a royal flush of terrible news items A high school in the picturesque London borough of Croydon has been gratefully lumped with a lifetime supply of loo roll after Her Majesty the Queen turned down a donation from a cheeky German company."