Article 4BM9F Zion Williamson In Panic After Realizing Game Falls On Same Night As Theater Club Production

Zion Williamson In Panic After Realizing Game Falls On Same Night As Theater Club Production

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COLUMBIA, SC-Frantically pacing and weighing the fallout of skipping the game, Duke forward Zion Williamson was panicking Friday after realizing his NCAA tournament game against North Dakota State falls on the same night as his theater club's production of In The Heights. "Oh man, oh man, I can't believe this is"

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