Article 4BMQ9 MTA Unveils New Designated Seating For Commuters Who Look Like They’re About To Snap

MTA Unveils New Designated Seating For Commuters Who Look Like They’re About To Snap

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NEW YORK-In a move touted as a major victory for the rights of New Yorker public transportation passengers who are this close to fucking losing it, the Metropolitan Transit Authority unveiled a new designated seating system Friday designed to accommodate commuters who seem to be just about to snap. "For too many"

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