Watch out, Bali! Big Bluers set to realign their chakras at Best of IBM event in May

Actually forget the yoga, sea of suits better attend biz sessions. And no pesky kids this time plz

Balinese people - especially those in hospitality - are advised to boff up on IBM protocol of not daring to look at, talk to or share toilet space with top execs before the crew descends on the island in May."