Article 4D94V Priest Cursed With Incredible Penis

Priest Cursed With Incredible Penis

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NEW MILTON, WV-Asking whether possession of an exceptional sexual organ he was forbidden to use was perhaps a test from the Lord, local Roman Catholic priest Russell Calhoun reportedly lamented Tuesday the fact that God cursed him with an incredible penis. "Why, oh, why would the Lord demand chastity of a man upon"

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