Article 4D9J7 Breaking: Mom Dropped Like 80 Bucks On Some Necklace With An Owl On It At The Art Fair

Breaking: Mom Dropped Like 80 Bucks On Some Necklace With An Owl On It At The Art Fair

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WAUKESHA, WI-Noting that the unexpected purchase was completely without precedent or preamble, family sources confirmed Tuesday that mother Ellen Fogarty, 54, had evidently just spent $83.50 on an owl necklace from a stall at the Waukesha art fair. "Supposedly, it's handcrafted, but still, Mom barely ever even wears"

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