Report: You’re Far Too Dumb To Be Reading The Mueller Report Yourself
by The Onion from on (#4DENJ)
WASHINGTON-According to a conclusion reached by expert analysis Thursday, you are far too dumb to be reading Robert Mueller's report on Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election yourself. "To put it bluntly, you are a moron, and as a moron, you lack the basic reading skills that would make looking at this"