Article 4DGR3 Nation Spooked After Running Into Creepy Old Night Watchman

Nation Spooked After Running Into Creepy Old Night Watchman

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WASHINGTON-Startled by the sudden appearance of the shadowy overcoat-clad figure, the U.S. populace was "completely spooked" after running into a creepy old night watchman late Thursday evening. "We thought if we avoided the lighthouse and cut through the woods out back of the old Palmer place we'd be okay, but he"

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