Article 4DNMZ Depressed Gallup Director Issues Poll Asking Whether Anyone Would Care Whether He Lives Or Dies

Depressed Gallup Director Issues Poll Asking Whether Anyone Would Care Whether He Lives Or Dies

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to accurately gauge American opinions on what the CEO is even doing with his life, depressed Gallup chairman Jim Clifton released a poll Monday asking a random sampling of 6,500 residents of all 50 states and the District of Columbia if anyone even cared whether he lives or dies. "Would you be"

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