Article 4DRD4 Horrified Authorities Discover One-Day-Old Funnel Cake Abandoned In Dumpster

Horrified Authorities Discover One-Day-Old Funnel Cake Abandoned In Dumpster

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SPARTA, OH-Expressing disgust and shock while describing the disturbing scene, local authorities were reportedly horrified Wednesday after discovering a one-day-old funnel cake abandoned in a dumpster. "We are still searching for the individual responsible for this horrendous act," said police chief Gregory Lee,"

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