Article 4EWDB Harried Woman On Train Quickly Doing Plastic Surgery On Face Before Work

Harried Woman On Train Quickly Doing Plastic Surgery On Face Before Work

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CHICAGO-Speculating that the self-anesthetizing, scalpel-bearing woman must have left the house in a big hurry that morning, passengers on a crowded Chicago Brown Line train confirmed Friday that a fellow rider attempted a quick session of plastic surgery on her face while on her way to work. "She must have overslept"

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