Article 4FRKP Song Banged Out In Half Hour By Professional Songwriters To Define Teenager’s Personality For Next Two Years

Song Banged Out In Half Hour By Professional Songwriters To Define Teenager’s Personality For Next Two Years

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LOS ANGELES-Working at a clip only slightly faster than usual, a team of professional songwriters spent a half hour banging out a new song that will define local teenager Destiny Cibula's personality for the next two years, sources reported Thursday. "All right, let's wrap this one up and get to lunch," a 47-year-old"

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