Article 4G67G Struggling Rainforest Cafe Adds Thousands Of Animatronic Patrons To Restaurants

Struggling Rainforest Cafe Adds Thousands Of Animatronic Patrons To Restaurants

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HOUSTON-In a last-ditch effort to populate their otherwise empty tables, financially troubled theme restaurant chain Rainforest Cafe introduced tens of thousands of lifelike animatronic patrons to their restaurants Thursday. "We're excited to announce that the anthropomorphic wildlife, which has been our hallmark"

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