Article 4GJ59 Market Rallies After Fed Chief Shows Off Huge Wad Of Cash

Market Rallies After Fed Chief Shows Off Huge Wad Of Cash

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NEW YORK-As the S&P advanced 0.9% the moment awestruck investors saw all the bills spread out in a dramatic fan, financial experts confirmed that the U.S. stock market rallied significantly Wednesday following the Federal Reserve chairman Jay Powell's flamboyant display of a huge wad of cash. "Holy shit is that a fat"

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