Church roofs? Nyet, say Russian scrap thieves, we're taking this bridge

At least no one had much use for the metal monstrosity

In parochial Blighty, it seems like a month doesn't go by without some ne'er-do-wells stealing a church roof to sell as scrap metal. But the UK's crims could learn a thing or two from their Russian counterparts, who have made off with an entire rail bridge."