‘Hold Still,’ Says Eric Trump Swinging Sword At Don Jr. Trapped Inside Knight’s Armor
by The Onion from on (#4GJYS)
LONDON-Concentrating as he lined up the 19th-century saber against the plate mail cutting off his brother's breathing, Eric Trump reportedly shouted, "Hold still!" Wednesday before swinging a sword at the knight's armor Don Jr. was trapped inside at Buckingham Palace."Okay, on a count of three, I'm gonna whack you"