Article 4GR3N NASA Administrator Announces He Will Open His Body Up To Sexual Tourism

NASA Administrator Announces He Will Open His Body Up To Sexual Tourism

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WASHINGTON-Hoping to broaden access to an "awe-inspiring" adventure very few have ever undertaken, NASA administrator Jim Bridenstine introduced a new policy Friday that will allow his body to be used for sexual tourism. "I am excited to announce that for only $35,000 a night, private sex tourists will be able to"

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