Article 4H15K American Museum Of Natural History Acquires Rare Third-Grader Separated From Group On Class Trip

American Museum Of Natural History Acquires Rare Third-Grader Separated From Group On Class Trip

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NEW YORK-The American Museum of Natural History announced Wednesday the acquisition of Kyle, a unique specimen of a third-grade human male, who was discovered wandering the museum late Tuesday. "We are pleased to announce that we have acquired Kyle, an excellent example of a 9-year-old early-21st-century male human,"

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