Pence Visits Conversion Therapist For Routine Gay-Preventative Checkup
by The Onion from on (#4H3RW)
WASHINGTON-Sitting in the waiting area while ignoring the screams he heard emanating from the exam room, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly visited his conversion therapist Thursday for a routine gay-preventative checkup. "I feel completely heterosexual right now, but I still like to visit the doctor every six"