Article 4H4BR USDA Secretary Rings Nationwide Dinner Bell For Y’all To Get In Here

USDA Secretary Rings Nationwide Dinner Bell For Y’all To Get In Here

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BONAIRE, GA-In an effort to summon all 325 million citizens in from the fields for supper time, USDA Secretary Sonny Perdue rang the nationwide dinner bell Wednesday evening right at 6 p.m. for y'all to get in here. "Hoo-ee, hoo-ee! Come on in! Get it while it's hot!" shouted Perdue, making sure to ring it loud enough"

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