Article 4HC6B Nike Touts New Sports Bra With Latest Breast-Crushing Technology

Nike Touts New Sports Bra With Latest Breast-Crushing Technology

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BEAVERTON, OR-Claiming their new extra-supportive workout garment represents a huge step forward for women in athletics, Nike unveiled a new sports bra Tuesday showcasing the absolute latest in breast-crushing technology. "Our new state-of-the-art FlattenX sports bra guarantees that your breasts will be not only"

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