White House Hires Top Hollywood Agent To Pitch Action-Packed, High-Concept War With Iran To American Public
by The Onion from on (#4HCE2)
LOS ANGELES-As part of their effort to sell an armed conflict that would be far bigger and more dramatic than anything modern audiences have seen, White House officials hired a top Hollywood agent Monday to help them pitch the American public on an action-filled, big-budget war with Iran.