UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros

What? We're not afraid it'll attack us in our sleep. Are you?

Blighty's Ministry of No Fun Allowed* has continued to live up to its nickname by slapping an export ban on a fugly crab ornament that by all rights should be locked in a chest and slung into the deepest abyss never to be seen again."