Article 4HTT1 Wretched Outcast Woman With Combination Skin Forever Trapped Between Dry And Oily Worlds

Wretched Outcast Woman With Combination Skin Forever Trapped Between Dry And Oily Worlds

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BROOKLYN-Doomed to wander the Earth imprisoned by a complexion requiring both mattifying and hydrating products, sources confirmed Monday that wretched outcast of a woman Hattie Jean was forever trapped between the realms of the dry and the oily due to her accursed combination skin. "No matter where I go, whether"

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