Paul Manafort Trying To Ferment Vintage Cheval Blanc In Toilet Tank
by The Onion from on (#4HWVY)
NEW YORK-Hoping to replicate the Bordeaux wine's rich flavor profile, Paul Manafort reportedly attempted to create an approximation of a vintage Chiteau Cheval Blanc Tuesday by using a toilet tank to ferment various liquids he had squirreled away inside his prison cell. "It definitely has that oakiness I'm going for,"